Monday, November 05, 2007

Clearly, I Should Be Writing More About Zombies

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Hat tip: Joe Carter

13 comments:

Dan Trabue said...

Me, too.

Well, that's embarassing.

At the risk of sounding like sourgrapes, it took all of a second to come to the conclusion that my blog is written at a Jr high level.

How's it know?

Um... I mean, What are the established criteria upon which this measurement device establishes a given level of erudition?

Todd said...

Me got elementary.

Matt said...

Lol, to think I felt bad because I only got undergraduate level for my blog!

jimmorrow said...

I got high school this morning and elementary tonight with no changes on the blog. Curious...

Art said...

's OK, John. I got Jr. High too. And to think Allan Bevere is "Post Grad"!

revjfletcher said...

I don't know how in the world I got college undergrad

The Thief said...

Maybe if I posted about Zombies, I'd be PhD level...

Dan Trabue said...

Okay, seriously, how is this test being measured??

I just posted two blogs where I happen to know that the writers are writing and reasoning (complete with monosyllabic word usage, misspellings, poor grammer and fundamental reasoning errors) at a grade school level and they were assessed at high school and college levels! What gives??

John said...

And to think Allan Bevere is "Post Grad"!

I refuse to believe that a blog consisting almost entirely of fart jokes and kitten pictures has a "Post Grad" reading level.

Scotte Hodel said...

Ok, MY blog, college professor that I am, is listed as junior high level, but my SON, (college freshman), gets HIS listed as COLLEGE LEVEL!

Hmpf,

Allan R. Bevere said...

John:

I challenge you to find one kitten picture anywhere on my blog.

As far as the jokes: no comment.

Dan Trabue said...

Michelle Malkin's is rated as "Genius." !

Locust-Eater said...

I suspect that they measure sentence length, word length and punctuation: so a blog consisting entirely of fart noises could do quite well....

Pbbbbbfffffffttttt, Pbfffffft braaaaaaaap toooot hoooooooonk; brrrrrrroooooot, pbapapapapap, hoooooonk.

There, If the thing looks at comments, I prolly just raised your blog IQ by 2%...

Now let me express my displeasure at hsaving clicked all the way through to allan's blog only to find not even one, single, solitary fart joke. Sure he's a pastor, but he could throw us some kind of bone, no? Like Jesus never ate beans.

:)

And a third thing. Y'all are taking a higher reading level as being a compliment; wouldn't rating 'Genius' mean your writing is freaking incomprehensible to most people? Or at least that your sentence structure is fractured in a big way?

Peace,
LE
(Super Genius)

;)

(Now if I could just type these freaking verification words...)