To Arms! To Arms!

The Second American Civil War begins! Citizens, defend your rights!

Via SluBlog, who writes:

First they came for the smokers

But I was not a smoker, so I did not speak out

Then they came for the movie theater popcorn

But I no longer attend the movies, so I did not speak out

Then they came for the Hardee's Thickburger

But there is no Hardee's in Maine, so I did not speak out

Then they came for the bacon

And I finally got mad enough to say 'you can take my bacon when you pry it from my cold, dead, fingers, you miserable nanny-staters!'