In order to prevent the spread of computer viruses in the workplace, all the new laptops are designed to self-destruct when one is detected. This will cauterize the internet infection site. Please report all occurances the IT department via the online help desk.
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Message from IT Director Mordak:
In order to prevent the spread of computer viruses in the workplace, all the new laptops are designed to self-destruct when one is detected. This will cauterize the internet infection site. Please report all occurances the IT department via the online help desk.
Happy surfing and remember to back up regularly!
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