This is, of course, a photo of me. The skeptical among you may suspect that this is one of Theresa Coleman's photoshops. Oh ye of little faith!
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WINNER: Tom Jackson:
Come, O Thou Traveller unknown,
Whom still I hold, but cannot see,
You may have pinned that Wesley wimp,
But now you have to wrestle me.
[Tom's reference]
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The next Governor of California.
John shows off his new turquoise ring. He's a hit at all the UMW meetings.
The Apportionator.
Wrestling with temptation really did it for you, huh?
Work out your own salvation with free weights and machines!
Congress next took up the use of steroids in the Ministry...
"Once you get your hair cut," he said, "the Nazarite super-strength is gone. I had to do something about the eventuality that those Philistines would get out of traction one day. I chose HGH & freeweights."
Come, O Thou Traveller unknown,
Whom still I hold, but cannot see,
You may have pinned that Wesley wimp,
But now you have to wrestle me.
Hasta la vista, congregation.
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