Monday, February 25, 2008

Caption Contest

Previous contest winners

WINNERS: Tom Jackson manages to win twice in one caption contest. His first caption:

We ordered it from eBaby.

And then Rick left this caption:

Are those things biodegradable?

To which Tom Jackson responded:

Absolutely.

Oh, you meant the packing peanuts?


OTHER WINNERS:

Ivan Walters: Now darn it, where is that owners manual?!

TrueVyne: While making good on her threat, Jane was pleased to find out the gypsies
could reimburse her with Paypal


Jeff the Baptist: After the storks unionized, God was forced to go with a different subcontractor for baby deliveries.

14 comments:

Jeff the Baptist said...

After the storks unionized, God was forced to go with a different subcontractor for baby deliveries.

John B said...

The 21st century version of "my parents found me under a cabbage plant."

Eric Helms said...

Cardboard Box Gives Birth to Human Baby. The Box is still recovering after a dramatic c-section.

Rev. J said...

Mail order bride companies are expanding to the ever growing adoption market.

Tom Jackson said...

We ordered it from eBaby.

Rick said...

Are those things biodegradable?

Tom Jackson said...

Absolutely.

Oh, you meant the packing peanuts?

Stephen said...

The Next Day Delivery

What Can Brown Do For You?

Your Baby...Delivered

Anonymous said...

Ivan Walters says:

Now darn it, where is that owners manual?!

rev-ed said...

Mary wrapped him in styrofoam and laid him in the carton because there was no room for them in first class.

Anna said...

Brown is the new stork

truevyne said...

While making good on her threat, Jane was pleased to find out the gypsies
could reimburse her with Paypal

WonderWoman said...

The UMC itineracy process affects the whole family!

DannyG said...

When it absolutely, positively has to be there tomorrow!