Thursday, February 07, 2008

I Will Replace the Pews in My Sanctuary With These Chairs


[YouTube Link] Lest you think that this is a parody (as I initially concluded), it's real. Unsettlingly real.

HT: Radley Balko

11 comments:

Ontario Emperor said...

Makes it hard to sing "How Firm a Foundation," doesn't it? :)

~c. said...

How would you ever use a stapler?

Rev. J said...

I am trying to imagine preaching to a congregation full of these chairs...not sure I could deliever a good message inbetween my laughter.

gavin richardson said...

i swear the guy said works my a$$ not abs. oh my gosh.. could you imagine a board room of people on those things.

Stephen Taylor said...

Ii don't know where you find this stuff, but it's great! Thanks.

Scotte Hodel said...

A back surgeon's dream.

Worship Leader Ron said...

Scotte has a point, I bet we'd find that this company is owned by the International Chiropracter's Association or something.

http://www.chiropractic.org/

John said...

Yeah, that's what I was thinking -- this chair is certain to induce back injuries if used for more than just a few minutes.

One of my congregants was once a professional hula dancer, though at 87 she doesn't do it much any more. Maybe she'd like this sanctuary design change.

the reverend mommy said...

They use it while balancing books.
What talent.

DogBlogger said...

I just showed The Alpha, and his response included a word that was supposed to be eliminated from his vocabulary as a Lenten discipline. So, John, we and the Hawaii Chair have contributed to putting a stumbling block in front of our brother in Christ...

The Thief said...

Holy cow! I got dizzy just watching the ad!!!!