Picture via Art Ruch.
Previous contest winner.
WINNERS:
Allen: "The ordination candidacy process was still tougher."
Ken Lowery:
username: mormon
password: toldyouso
unquenchableworshipper: God's profile is set to private: You must be God's friend to view this profile"
13 comments:
sudo kill -9 login
Man, where did I put that post-it, I know I left it somewhere around here!
All of a sudden Harvey came to the realization that the revival preacher was wrong when he said the faith was the key that unlocked the doors to heaven.
${REPROBATE} is not in the sudoers file. This incident will be reported.
" now have my sermon for next week."
"Abandon all hope, ye who wish to enter here."
"The ordination candidacy process was still tougher."
"Ted thought these were Heaven's Gates. In reality, these were the Bill Gates."
"Phil finally pays for his years of making jokes about gated communities."
username: mormon
password: toldyouso
The technology age has caused the loss of jobs in many sectors. Where is the rock on which the church is built supposed to get work after 2000 years of being a key bearer?
Name *type type* Password *type type* Ok, so where's the "any" key?
Nirvana is suddenly looking lots better.
God's profile is set to private: You must be God's friend to view this profile"
Thanks for the H/T, John. I should pass along where I found the cartoon... but for the life of me, I can't remember.
Harvey cursed his inability to remember passwords, they were all in his Blackberry and, as you know, you can't take it with you!
Username: Anyoldsinner
Password: Jesus Christ
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