The Mechanical Contrivium: Gavin Richardson

1. It took Gavin Richardson 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
2. It is bad luck to walk under Gavin Richardson.
3. Gavin Richardson can use only about ten percent of his brain.
4. By tradition, a girl standing under Gavin Richardson cannot refuse to be kissed by anyone who claims the privilege!
5. It is impossible to fold Gavin Richardson more than seven times.
6. Gavin Richardson is 1500 years older than the pyramids.
7. India tested its first nuclear Gavin Richardson in 1974.
8. Gavin Richardson has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
9. When Gavin Richardson is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes.
10. Gavin Richardson can smell some things up to six miles away.

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