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Mark Winter: SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Criticizing Lord Vader's smoking habit may result in mysterious choking and premature death
Ed Kross: To prove his total allegiance to the dark side, in addition to picking up smoking Vader destroyed all hybrid tie fighters and forbade recycling on all star destroyers.
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I heard he picked it up from Yoda. 800 years of menthols will really stunt your growth.
The real reason Vader sounds so sinister when he breathes.
You don't know the power of the dark side!
...so I'm sittin' there, and the Doc looks right at me and, get this, he says, "Look, Mr. Skywalker, you're already on a ventilator. What else has to happen before you quit smoking." Just like that. Mr. Skywalker! Like I'm some jerk off the streets. I'm a Dark Lord of the Sith, for crying out loud! Where's the respect, man? Where is the fear? I mean, no two-bit sawbones would of have called Darth Bane by his old name and lived to tell about it. Am I right, or am I right?
Anyway, I wasn't gonna put up with that. So I killed him with a good force strangle, stood on his chest, snubbed my Lucky Strike out on his forehead and told him "the name is Vader!" and walked on out the door. But, hey, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Anakin's mother secretly replaced the nicotine in his cigarettes with midichlorians when he was a child.
I find your lack of nicotine addiction...disturbing.
You've come a long way, Vader.
To prove his total allegiance to the dark side, in addition to picking up smoking Vader destroyed all hybrid tie fighters and forbade recycling on all star destroyers.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Criticizing Lord Vader's smoking habit may result in mysterious choking and premature death
"It's a contract thing", Lord Vader said, "Since the Emperor sold naming rights of the new Death Star to Winston I have to be seen smoking their brand at all public functions."
Darth had to keep his figure lean to fit in his suit, so he started smoking because bingeing and purging was too difficult with the helmet.
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