Sunday, April 06, 2008

Celebrity D&D Characters

A great list. Here's Stephen Hawking's character sheet stats:

25th-Level Cosmologist
Neutral Good Human
Strength: 3
Dexterity: 2
Constitution: 10
Intelligence: 28
Wisdom: 20
Charisma: 12
Special Abilities: Time dilation at will, and Hawking Radiation. Any nongenius within a 60-foot radius take 10d6 radiation damage. Base movement: 6 ft/round
Special Equipment: Wheelchair of translation.


Anonymous said...

Yes, this is the ultimate nerd list.

D&D character profiles of Paris Hilton, a bunch of computer/science nerds, and Mr. T.

Jeff the Baptist said...

Eh, they get most of the alignments and stats completely wrong. Bush isn't chaotic, he's neutral. Jobs isn't lawful enough to be a paladin. There is no way Richard Dawkins has epic level Wisdom, let alone Charisma.

I love that Paris Hilton appears to be a zeroth level actress though. That sounds about right.

Ken Lowery said...

Oh, fond flashbacks to that one episode of Futurama...

John said...

Yes, some of the results are really wierd. Particularly the diefication of Ron Paul that his character sheet provides.