"'This Blog is 100% Zombie Proof'?" my wife asked, pointing at the new banner logo in my sidebar.
"You don't think that I'm overestimating that figure, do you?" I asked, concerned.
"No," she responded. "It's just a strange thing to put on your blog."
"Well, I've been pretty serious lately, writing about sacramental theology and such. And since Bishop Schnase was probably going to read my blog if only to get a look at his Methodist Blogger Profile, I decided to put up that banner. I wouldn't want him to fall under the mistaken impression that I'm a serious Methodist commentator."
"That's my husband," she said with a giggle, "Only you could see being taken seriously as a liability."