Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner

WINNERS:

Mofast: "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

Jeff the Baptist: Cookie Monster would later escape jail time using the infamous "Blue Rage" defense.

16 comments:

jimmorrow said...

The Methoblog Detectives used some very unorthodox methods while searching for John the Methodist.

doubleplusundead said...

Hey, John! Welcome back, that pic is classic. I'm covering conservativegrapevine.com for a week while John Hawkins is away, be sure to check in now and then.

doubleplusundead said...

No, Mr. producer, cookies are an always food, capiche? *click*

Allan R. Bevere said...

I was going to say that if I get your cookies, no one will get hurt, but since I see you are snacking on popcorn, prepare to meet your Maker!

Keith Taylor said...

I'm trying to figure out why there is a pole tree pruner in the corner in the house.

the reverend mommy said...

I TOLD you not to erase your cookies. Now I must erase YOU.

Mofast said...

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the
tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!

Matt said...

Welcome back John....Now where's the cookies at?!?!

Jeff the Baptist said...

Cookie Monster would later escape jail time using the infamous "Blue Rage" defense.

Anonymous said...

Now we know why he's the cookie MONSTER

Dan said...

"I said, do I look like a !#@#%&-ing Elmo?"
"Nnnno, no."
"Then why you trying to tickle me like an Elmo?"

brett said...

Me wanted a Cookie with a "C" not Popcorn with a "P"

John Wilks said...

The Big Bird sent me. He says you're behind in your payments. Are you gonna pay, or should we see how the cookie crumbles?

jockeystreet said...

Mofast... awesome. I was trying to remember the verse...

DannyG said...

John, welcome home!...as to the caption: "I said Chocolate Chip, where's the Chocolate Chip?"

jerry clark said...

This is a cookie shooter, open wider.