A Blog of Geek Eccentricities
Security is tight for the changing of the world-renowned Hershey Kiss Guards.
Civil disobedience against the TSA took a new and creative turn yesterday.
Dang it, Earl, I told you we should have checked the spears and shields!
It is the metal cod piece isn't!
In spite of the photographic evidence to the contrary, the TSA emphatically denies ethnic profiling.
I'm sorry sir, you just can't bring those nail clippers onto the flight.
Hope this round table meeting doesn't take too long... I've got to fight the black knight before sundown.
Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Sir Lancelot: Blue. Bridgekeeper: Go on. Off you go. Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much....
We need a mail-check at Gate 3!
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