Friday, November 21, 2008

1001 Rules for My Unborn Son

It's a blog by, well, presumably a father who wishes to impart 1001 nuggets of advice to his unborn son as he grows up. He's up to 301.

What would you put on such a list?

Mine: Always wear shoes that you can run in -- because you never know what the day may bring (This is why I don't and never will wear flip-flops).

HT: Neatorama


Matt said...

Mine :

1a) Never eat anything bigger than your head.

1b) Exception to 1a) : Unless you're a snake

1c) A cat's body can fit through anywhere it's head can.

1d) Cat vs. snake : who would win?

2) It's almost always better to ask for forgiveness than it is to ask for permission.

3) corollary to #2 : you have more power than you think you do.

4) Summation of the above : don't ask your Mom before putting the cat in with the snake. Also, don't ask me, as I want plausible deniability.

bob said...

Always think the best of people.
Some people though will prove you wrong.

truevyne said...

This is advice for when a child begins to walk and into his final days on earth- Closer not Louder.

Mark said...

I have no advice. It would be presumptuous as I am still trying to figure this parenting thing out myself.