Position: Senior Henchman.
HR Requisition: #0771.
Position Description: The Senior Henchman supervises 3 full-time toadies, 5 part-time lackeys, and between 8-12 on-call minions. The Senior Henchman coordinates and oversees district-wide thuggery, prisoner processing and management, and organ extraction and preservation. This position involves participation in committee assignments regarding team building, human resources, and professional development. Must perform other duties as assigned.
A criminal background check will be performed as a part of the hiring process. A felony conviction is not an automatic bar to employment.
Minimum Qualifications: 2 years experience in a laboratory setting, as well as proven success at ransacking, pillaging, and marauding. Strong interpersonal skills are critical for this position. Must possess or be able to acquire a Henchman's License in the state of Florida within six months of hiring. MS Office skills.
Preferred Qualifications: Bachelor's degree in criminology from an Evil Overlord-approved institution. Web 2.0 competencies.
Compensation: varies with professional experience and education.
Application Process: copy and paste curriculum vitae into the comments section of this post, or e-mail CV to locustsandhoney2005 at yahoo dot com.
Closing Date: 12/1/2008.
Preference given to diversity candidates. Locusts & Honey is an equal opportunity employer that strives for a diverse workforce.