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she turned me into a nute
a nute?
I suppose we could weigh her?
Newt. Geez.
I got better. Burn her anyway!Burn her! Burn her!Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
It was 5 am central. ;-POf course, I can't spell any time of the day.
She's a witch if she burns, of course. Just like wood. Which floats, just like apples and churches and ducks. So if she weighs as much as a duck, she must be made of wood. Which means she's a witch.
I have a duck -- here!
What about very small rocks?
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she turned me into a nute
a nute?
I suppose we could weigh her?
Newt. Geez.
I got better.
Burn her anyway!
Burn her! Burn her!
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
It was 5 am central. ;-P
Of course, I can't spell any time of the day.
She's a witch if she burns, of course.
Just like wood.
Which floats, just like apples and churches and ducks.
So if she weighs as much as a duck, she must be made of wood. Which means she's a witch.
I have a duck -- here!
What about very small rocks?
Post a Comment