Friday, December 05, 2008

Question of the Day

How do you know that she's a witch?

9 comments:

gavin richardson said...

she turned me into a nute

Stresspenguin said...

a nute?

Matt said...

I suppose we could weigh her?

the reverend mommy said...

Newt. Geez.

the reverend mommy said...

I got better.

Burn her anyway!

Burn her! Burn her!

Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.

Stresspenguin said...

It was 5 am central. ;-P

Of course, I can't spell any time of the day.

Andrew C. Thompson said...

She's a witch if she burns, of course.

Just like wood.

Which floats, just like apples and churches and ducks.

So if she weighs as much as a duck, she must be made of wood. Which means she's a witch.

the reverend mommy said...

I have a duck -- here!

RERC said...

What about very small rocks?