Sunday, March 29, 2009

Weekend Music: Too Much Butt (For One Pair of Jeans) by The Uppity Blues Women

There aint' no such thing.

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From the lyrics:

Sergio Valenti and Calvin Klein
They aren't ready for these hips of mine
They me be designers but they haven't designed
Jeans to fit your valentine
They make womens' clothes for the long and the lean
I got too much butt for one pair of jeans

Well if a gown's too big it don't fit the holster
I don't buy jeans--I get reupholstered.
An acre of denim custom cut. Sewn with care to fit this butt
Well if my zipper could talk you'd know it would scream

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