Sunday, May 03, 2009


If you capture a James Rummel, tie him up with red-colored rope, and rub his belly, he has to grant you three wishes.

I swear it's true. Try it.

Why do you think that he engages in concealed carry? It's because he doesn't like to give out wishes. The 'personal safety' shtick is just a cover story.

1 comment:

James R. Rummel said...

Looks like you have discovered my secret.

Of course, I could just be a perv with a rope and belly rub fetish.

That means I wouldn't grant wishes if captured, but one of mine would come true.