Monday, May 18, 2009

Get Ahead in the Blogging World

So it's been going around the Internet that The Huffington Post is offering an internship at the price of $15,000. That's right -- not only will you not be paid for this internship, you have to pay. A lot!

It seems to surprise a lot of folks that a lot of internships require cash payment, and not the reverse. Still, I can understand why many people are balking at HuffPo's steep price.

That's why I'd like to offer readers a year-long internship here at The Zeray Gazette for a mere $7,500. You'll have the opportunity to work at a premier blogging enterprise and among some of the blogosphere's most thoughtful and insightful public intellectuals, such as myself. Take advantage of our benefits, such as free criticism and clothing-optional Fridays. Live the dream that you've held since you first started reading this blog.

Just hit the tip jar in the sidebar and copy/paste your resume in the comments.


TN Rambler said...

How about a 100 year internship for $75?

The Ironic Catholic said...

Brilliant! Can we start a pricing war?

John said...

I.C., if you price your product too low, people start to think that it's not worth anything.

TN Rambler: you've got it backwards. I'm willing to hire you for a 100 year internship, but it'll cost $750,000. In advance, and pending references.

Jeremy Barker said...

While a tempting offer, I find myself $7,499 short.

TN Rambler said...

Would you take that in GM stock?

John said...

Chinese yuan, or gold.