Star Wars Haiku

Geekery blog Topless Robot held a reader-submitted contest for Star Wars-themed haiku. Here are some of my favorites from among the winners:

Ewoks eat people.
Does this creep anyone out?
Or is it just me?

My name is Chewie.
You can stop this contest now.
Let the Wookiee win.

Oh Slave Leia, you
set the bar too high. All men
dream to be Jabba

Strong and brave leader,
And all they remember is
That damn bikini.

Chewie stands with them.
The Alliance has a rule.
No pants, no medal.

The Stormtrooper shoots,
shoots, and shoots, hitting nothing
what zen perfection!

I didn't enter the contest, but I'll try my hand at one:

A parsec is a
Unit of distance, not time
Sloppy factcheck, George

Enter your own in the comments.