Date: Thursday, 9, Mhyr, Fifth Year, Twentieth Dynasty, New Kingdom, Sunrise
From: "Amenemhat" < firstname.lastname@example.org>
To: "Pharoah" < email@example.com"
Subject: Re: Headcount
Oh Great and Masterful Pharoah,
It appears the Hebrew slaves have been multiplying faster than the budget can accommodate. I suggest working them harder and beating them more in order to dampen their future anticipated growth curve. We ought to be able to tackle this issue through attrition alone.
Chief Task Master, Slave Driving Division
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