Tuesday, January 26, 2010

The Plan

electronic toy


My daughter is sixteen months old. This is one of her electronic toys. Push an animal button, and a voice identifies the animal and then makes its sound. Push a number button, and the voice says the number.

Here's what I have in mind: train my daughter to hit the 6 button three times in succession so that she will do so, without prompting, the next time that her grandmother visits.

8 comments:

Sid said...

Evil, evil indeed.

John said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Jeremy Barker said...

Kids toys are more fun than people know.

John said...

All that's necessary is to have a somewhat twisted imagination.

Anonymous said...

You need to add four horses afterwards.

Then, if the toy will handle it, "Hello, sailor. Welcome to Babylon."

AL said...

An for which grandmother would you do this? You are evil or mischevious or both.

John said...

You need to add four horses afterwards.

Then, if the toy will handle it, "Hello, sailor. Welcome to Babylon.


Only if grandma has a pre-mil eschatology.

But if I could reprogram the voice, oooh, the mischief I would wreak.

John said...

AL wrote:

An for which grandmother would you do this? You are evil or mischevious or both.

Thanks!