If you capture a James Rummel, tie him up with red-colored rope, and rub his belly, he has to grant you three wishes.
I swear it's true. Try it.
Why do you think that he engages in concealed carry? It's because he doesn't like to give out wishes. The 'personal safety' shtick is just a cover story.
Looks like you have discovered my secret.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I could just be a perv with a rope and belly rub fetish.
That means I wouldn't grant wishes if captured, but one of mine would come true.
James