"The Girl at the Video Game Store" by Parry Gripp

[YouTube Link] This is a song about a teenager in love with the girl at the local video game store. Hat tip to Geekologie, who writes:

You know, I too have fallen in love with a girl at the video game store. It took me over a month to finally get up the nerve to ask her out. And you know what she said when I did? Nothing -- turns out she was a Chun Li cardboard stand up! I still copped a feel.

It's okay. We all have, buddy.