The Stoners' Twilight

Twi-Lit is apparently a parody of Twilight from Antarctic Press:

When the vampires on campus would rather bake in their weed than drink blood, life is pretty mellow. Well, except for the occasional scraps with the werewolves, but as long as they vacuum up afterward, the vamps are cool with it.

What's worse is the furry fan down the hall who's convinced he's a werewolf, but isn't. If the vampires didn't need him to handle the UV lights for growing their stash (vaporized limbs are a real downer), they'd drain his blood like that...if they weren't out getting more snack cakes for the munchies.

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The Count vs. Edward

"One punch. Two punches. Three punches. Ha ha ha."

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This Would Be Cool: Twilight with Vampires

From Pride and Prejudice and Zombies to Sense and Sensibility and Seamonsters and The Undead World of Oz, it's very hip (and profitable) of late to take a conventional novel and add in a science fiction or horror theme. Kawnilee of the blog Impish Idea had, therefore, an impish idea: take the mediocre teen romance novel Twilight and add in vampires.

“It just makes sense,” said Vincent Pryzbylewski, author of the upcoming novel. “Let’s face it. Nobody besides prepubescent girls and lonely Mormon housewives wants to read about some airhead girl prancing about with her sparkling ponce of a boyfriend. But the series has some fans, and I was just sitting there trying to think of something I could do with it, and it hit me. Why not put some vampires into this book? Instead of having a boring cookie-cutter romantic urban fantasy, you have a kick-ass novel that someone would actually want to read!”

She has an excerpt of this forthcoming book at the link.

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Twilight Perceptions

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Buffy/Twilight Mashup

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Enough! Just stake him already! Buffy shows far more patience with Edward than I would have with a vampire stalker.

via Jockeystreet, who describes his Twilight experience as "two hours from my life that I'll never get back." I haven't seen the movie, but I've read enough about it to avoid it.