Tuesday, May 17, 2005

We Have Lost Our Way

The Beth Stroud affair has made me ashamed to be a United Methodist. We squabble endlessly over homosexual clergy in church courts, annual conferences, and General Conference. And in this conflict, which tears Christian from Christian, we have forgotten the proper and Biblical (Hezekiah 6:13) method of conflict resolution: inflatable sumo suit wrestling.
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Let us resolve this doctrinal conflict once and for all in the way that God ordained for us.

5 comments:

Steve Goble said...

Great blog,

Steve.

Anonymous said...

Hey what happened to my fake comment about you being an utter disgrace to Methodism?

Anonymous said...

I got displaced by Jeff the Baptist of all people.

John said...

Jeff is cuter. Deal with it.

gavin richardson said...

is this replacing the tradition of doctrine thru american gladiators?