Let us resolve this doctrinal conflict once and for all in the way that God ordained for us.
Tuesday, May 17, 2005
We Have Lost Our Way
The Beth Stroud affair has made me ashamed to be a United Methodist. We squabble endlessly over homosexual clergy in church courts, annual conferences, and General Conference. And in this conflict, which tears Christian from Christian, we have forgotten the proper and Biblical (Hezekiah 6:13) method of conflict resolution: inflatable sumo suit wrestling.
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5 comments:
Great blog,
Steve.
Hey what happened to my fake comment about you being an utter disgrace to Methodism?
I got displaced by Jeff the Baptist of all people.
Jeff is cuter. Deal with it.
is this replacing the tradition of doctrine thru american gladiators?
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