When Will the Madness End?

Reuters:

LAGOS (Reuters) - Nigerian police have arrested a cow that killed a bus driver who was urinating on a highway, a police spokesman said Thursday.

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"The cow went mad, ran into a bus driver and knocked him down. Efforts to revive him were fruitless," said Lagos police spokesman Olubode Ojajuni.

This is exactly the reason why I will never be a vegetarian. The beef menace must be stopped! I will not rest until every pound of steak is grilled to medium rare perfection and doused with A1 Sauce.

Hat tip: Bainbridge