Katherine and I have been church shopping in Orlando. The first church offered homemade strawberry/kiwi jam as their 'visitor gift'. The second offered a John Tesh album.
I think that the choice is pretty clear now.
Sunday, August 21, 2005
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In the words of Triumph the Insult Dog,
"Oh, Teshy Teshy, your album is #1...
for me to #2 on!"
keep shopping. i bet there is pie involved somewhere. ;)
I'm holding out for a Harley-Davidson. I think that I'll check out the wealthier churches.
man, you visit better churches than I did! Out of the 10 or so churches I visited here, I only got one gift, a coffee mug with hot cocoa mix and tea bags. Many never even sent me a letter!
We used to give out loaves of home-baked bread. But Tesh? Mark of the beast?
Yikes!
But what a great idea....
Yanni CD's for the parents of those annoying kids...
yea...
Hmmm... "PLEASE come back to our church! We'll give you free stuff!"
There's a fine line between a gift and a bribe, isn't there?
Well, I would pick the first church, as the only service at the second church that I would probably enjoy is at 8:00 a.m., and I have no desire to be out that early on a Sunday.
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