John, that joke about Kentuckians was cruel and unnecessary. Which means I like it!
I grew up in rural Southern Illinois, less than an hour from Paducah, Kentucky - so jokes about Kentucky abound.
Here's one you may enjoy. A relative of mine grew up in a town in Illinois whose name began with C. His dad was a little league coach and he gave him a team hat with the letter C on the front (he was attending Murray State University at the time). A fellow Murray State student complimented him one time: "That's a nice hat! Where'd you get it?"
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Two rabbits, a private cage, the fresh aroma of cedar chips...
I knew it! John has started making rodent porn!
Those dirty perverts at Animal Planet must have got to him!
Anything to pay my tuition bills.
You wanna know what's worse? They're brother and sister.
Of course, as a Kentucky-Asburian, I may have to explain why that's a bad thing.
John, that joke about Kentuckians was cruel and unnecessary. Which means I like it!
I grew up in rural Southern Illinois, less than an hour from Paducah, Kentucky - so jokes about Kentucky abound.
Here's one you may enjoy. A relative of mine grew up in a town in Illinois whose name began with C. His dad was a little league coach and he gave him a team hat with the letter C on the front (he was attending Murray State University at the time). A fellow Murray State student complimented him one time:
"That's a nice hat! Where'd you get it?"
"I don't remember."
"What's the C stand for?"
"Contucky."
(fellow student walks away angry)
True story.
John,
Funny about the brother/sister thing.
Here in Texas no one has bothered to outlaw the wedded love of first cusins.
Some say that we don't need to because we have enough sense in Texas and we know better without a law.
I say we are too close to Arkansas to rest easy.
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