Thursday, April 20, 2006

A Grim Anniversary

On this day, 27 years ago, Jimmy Carter strode rowed into battle against his fiercest foe -- a rabbit.

History records their clash as ending in a draw.

My rabbits, Hyzenthlay and Inlehain, plan to mark the occasion with an evening of solemn reflection and mourning. You see, even though so many people joke about it as embarrassing for Carter, rabbits take a different view. In their opinion, if a healthy, full-grown rabbit can't slap around Jimmy Carter, it is a disgrace to Lapine machismo.

Hat tip.

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