Friday, April 21, 2006

Lesser-Known Heresies

The Message Onlyism: Eugene Peterson's translation is the only accurate rendering of the Bible, directly inspired by God. All others are of the Devil.

Gavinosticism: Rise to become a higher being through secret knowledge about Gavin Richardson.

Docey-Docetism: That time you saw Jesus square dancing? It was an illusion.

2 comments:

gavin richardson said...

secret knowledge about me? i was pretty sure i was a open book.. maybe then it's even more powerful to be gavinostic

Jonathon said...

but you see gavin is not really material, he's actually only spirit in essense. his wiley hair gives the impression that there's a physical body but his blog is actually more "physical" than he himself is.