You know how to drive up blog traffic? Well, there's always furniture porn. But if you don't find that suitable, you can always say preposterous and deeply offensive statements that stand in utter contrast to all reality, good taste, and human decency.
Personally, I prefer both methods. That's why I'm going to engage in the latter tonight by stating something that will enrage my readers and bring a swarm of traffic to Locusts & Honey. Sure, most of you will question my sanity and salvation, but you'll keep on coming back for more. Maybe you'll even report me to my District Superintendent or the police. But that won't stop you from typing in locustsandhoney.blogspot.com one more time to see just what will be the next vile thing to come out of keyboard. To wit:
Star Trek V: The Final Frontier was the greatest Star Trek movie of all time; nay, the greatest Star Trek story in any medium, anytime, anywhere.
So open up the comments and pour out your outrage. Bring on that sweet, sweet big blog traffic.