Saturday, September 23, 2006

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner

WINNERS:

Decaf Owl: Although the fact that Santa has "naughty" and "nice" lists is well known, there is a litle known third list ...

Jeff the Baptist: Santa knew Osama had wanted Javelin anti-tank missile for quite a while. This Christmas he was going to get it if Claus had to give one to every cave in Tora Bora.

Allan R. Bevere: He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Rudolph had led the other reindeer astray for the very last time

Anonymous said...

He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!

Jeff the Baptist said...

Santa knew Osama had wanted Javelin anti-tank missile for quite a while. This Christmas he was going to get it if Claus had to give one to every cave in Tora Bora.

Anonymous said...

Santa delivers the ultimate stocking stuffer!

DG

Anonymous said...

The ultimate Bad Santa

Anonymous said...

Well, Jimmy, if ten years of coal in your stocking hasn't taught you anything, maybe THIS will get your attention!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Macy's Santa fed up with being told by kids, "You're not the real Santa" determined to remove the competition.

decaf owl said...

Although the fact that Santa has "naughty" and "nice" lists is well known, there is a litle known third list ...

Anonymous said...

Santa ignores Mrs. Claus's warning that he's going to put someone's eye out with that thing.