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Decaf Owl: Although the fact that Santa has "naughty" and "nice" lists is well known, there is a litle known third list ...
Jeff the Baptist: Santa knew Osama had wanted Javelin anti-tank missile for quite a while. This Christmas he was going to get it if Claus had to give one to every cave in Tora Bora.
Allan R. Bevere: He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake!