Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Charlie Brown's Grand Jury Testimony About Allegations of Steroid Abuse

Transcript here:

DISTRICT ATTORNEY OTHMAR: Wah wah-wah wah, wah, wah wah-wah-wah wah?

CHARLIE BROWN: I'm sorry, sir, but I didn't knowingly lie to the grand jury.

D.A.: Wah-wah-wah-wah?

BROWN: I did not knowingly take steroids, sir. Period. Snoopy gave me something to make me throw harder, but he said it was flaxseed oil and vitamin drops. I was tired of having the ball hit back up the middle and all my clothes torn off.

D.A.: Wah wah wah-wah?

BROWN: He's my dog, sir. He said he got the stuff from Woodstock.

D.A.: Wah wah wah-wah?

BROWN: A little yellow bird, sir.

Hat tip: Lake Neuron

3 comments:

Art said...

Funny.

Mark Winter said...

Wah wah wah wah!

bob said...

I think thats all the players hear wah wah wah wah