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Allan R. Bevere: Take me to your meter.
John Battern: After word spread that sanctuary could be found in Chicago, police are forced deal with a rash of illegal aliens.
Jeff the Baptist: Officer Kawalski notes the perils of size differences in urban Chicago traffic. Some hippy's Hyundai was crushed beneath a Hummer's errant hubcap. Again. Sigh. He could be home watching Da Bears and eating brats right now if not for these people...