Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Caption Contest

Previous contest winners

WINNERS:

Allan R. Bevere: Take me to your meter.

John Battern: After word spread that sanctuary could be found in Chicago, police are forced deal with a rash of illegal aliens.

Jeff the Baptist: Officer Kawalski notes the perils of size differences in urban Chicago traffic. Some hippy's Hyundai was crushed beneath a Hummer's errant hubcap. Again. Sigh. He could be home watching Da Bears and eating brats right now if not for these people...

9 comments:

Kevin Baker said...

Illegal(y parked) alien. "Save it ... I'm Chicago PD and I've heard it all. I told you, I don't care if you are president of the freakin' galaxy - you can't park here."

Kansas Bob said...

E.T. - Park Home.

John B said...

After word spread that sanctuary could be found in Chicago, police are forced deal with a rash of illegal aliens.

Mark Winter said...

How the War of the Worlds actually began

Jeff the Baptist said...

Officer Kawalski notes the perils of size differences in urban Chicago traffic. Some hippy's Hyundai was crushed beneath a Hummer's errant hubcap. Again. Sigh. He could be home watching Da Bears and eating brats right now if not for these people...

Allan R. Bevere said...

Take me to your meter.

CBrulee said...

Hmmm. Mighty small saucer. Saucer ... cup and saucer ... cofee ... donuts. Donuts! DONUTS -- must have DONUTS.

Anonymous said...

Adding insult to injury, the University of Chicago's entry into this year's solar race gets ticketed after running out of battery power waiting in downtown Chicago traffic.

HolyPirate said...

Dick Clark parked his saucer in a tow-away zone on Rockin' New Year's Eve.