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Allan R. Bevere: The Founding Fathers never imagined that their provision making the White House Chef the 15th in line for the Presidency would ever actually happen.
Tom Jackson: "So then Haldeman asked, who can we get to fire Archibald Cox?, and before Ehrlichmann could think of anyone I said, bork! bork! bork! and Haldeman said, great idea!"
Tim: ...Und EE promise te put de chickee eento eevry pot! Get in der, chickee... (Whack!)