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Allan R. Bevere: The Founding Fathers never imagined that their provision making the White House Chef the 15th in line for the Presidency would ever actually happen.
Tom Jackson: "So then Haldeman asked, who can we get to fire Archibald Cox?, and before Ehrlichmann could think of anyone I said, bork! bork! bork! and Haldeman said, great idea!"
Tim: ...Und EE promise te put de chickee eento eevry pot! Get in der, chickee... (Whack!)
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The Founding Fathers never imagined that their provision making the White House Chef the 15th in line for the Presidency would ever actually happen.
The Commander in Chef.
It started with "freedom fries". Noone knew it would end up with the French taking over the United States.
tjq, dude, it's the Swedish Chef.
When asked how he would deal with the North Korean threat no one was certain if the Chef understood the question. They got their answer swiftly when the chef held up the fish he was preparing and with a flash sliced the fish's head off. Next question.
"Naaaoow thaatsa haaoow vyuuuu runnn aahh kuntreee...Guud Fuud aand da raeest l'taak kaaar uvit saaeeelf"
I vote for the first one! Fifteenth in line. . . heh heh
Bush's new white house press secretary leaves the reporters scratching their heads.
The Washington Press corps became astoundingly meek after Helen Thomas had a close encounter with the new Commander in Chef's meat cleaver.
"So then Haldeman asked, who can we get to fire Archibald Cox?, and before Ehrlichmann could think of anyone I said, bork! bork! bork! and Haldeman said, great idea!"
That's great!
Anonymous, please leave another comment with your name or handle so that I may declare you a winner.
...Und EE promise te put de chickee eento eevry pot! Get in der, chickee... (Whack!)
OK, I admit it. ;)
You might have to point your younger readers to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Bork
for more explanation, though.
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