Sunday, February 04, 2007

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner

WINNERS:

Jeff the Baptist: 1st Methodist learns the hard way that "the Lord will provide" is not a financial plan.

Mark Winter: The United Methodist itinerancy is finally revamped: the congregations move instead of the pastors.

Andy Bryan: "Your name is Peterbilt, and on this truck I shall move my church."

John Battern: Unfortunately, the trustees misunderstood the church council intent when it adopted a new vision statement, "We're a church on the move."

13 comments:

Dan Trabue said...

"We shall not be, we shall not be moved!
We shall not be, we shall not be...

Ummm..."

~c. said...

Location, Location, Location.

Tim said...

The newest attendance booster for the church: We bring it to you!!

Allan R. Bevere said...

Church planting takes an innovative twist.

bob said...

Hey, where are they taking my church.

Peter said...

"If you don't play nice - then I'll take my toys and go home!" said Pastor Joe. And then to the surprise of the congregation - he did!

Mark Winter said...

The United Methodist itinerancy is finally revamped: the congregations move instead of the pastors.

greg hazelrig said...

Jesus said to knock the dust off our feet and go to then next villiage when nobody listened.

John B said...

Unfortunately, the trustees misunderstood the church council intent when it adopted a new vision statement, "We're a church on the move."

gavoweb said...

dang.. john b got my idea first! that is scary for you to be thinking like me jb

Jeff the Baptist said...

1st Methodist learns the hard way that "the Lord will provide" is not a financial plan.

the reverend mommy said...

The "Huge Portable Communion Set" was more than Pastor Jones really needed.

Andy B. said...

"Your name is Peterbilt, and on this truck I shall move my church."