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Jeff the Baptist: 1st Methodist learns the hard way that "the Lord will provide" is not a financial plan.
Mark Winter: The United Methodist itinerancy is finally revamped: the congregations move instead of the pastors.
Andy Bryan: "Your name is Peterbilt, and on this truck I shall move my church."
John Battern: Unfortunately, the trustees misunderstood the church council intent when it adopted a new vision statement, "We're a church on the move."