Thursday, March 01, 2007

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner

WINNERS:

DannyG: The wedding planner hadn't taken into account Southren traditions when she scheduled a release of doves during season.

Mark Winter: Texas wedding custom: give all Yankee guests a quarter-mile head start before shooting

Tom Ream: Had Pastor Bob known how strong the "objections to this marriage" were, he'd have never ask in the first place.

11 comments:

Jeff the Baptist said...

Texas: Home of the worlds largest shotgun wedding.

DannyG said...

The wedding planner hadn't taken into account Southren traditions when she scheduled a release of doves during season.

TN Rambler said...

Annie Oakley proved once and for all that you CAN get a man with a gun!

Andy B. said...

NO, NO! Not birdshot! BirdSEED you idiots!

IronicCatholic said...

Pastor X, We ARE going to create our own vows. And we have the "influence" to back it up.

Chris said...

no wonder the flower girl was reluctant to come down the aisle

tom ream said...

Had Pastor Bob known how strong the "objections to this marriage" were, he'd have never ask in the first place.

bob said...

Never make a pass at the bride at a shotgun wedding

Anonymous said...

As Bill ran down the aisle, he knew he should have told Sue he couldn't go through with the wedding before the rest of the Remington family showed up.

Mark Winter said...

Texas wedding custom: give all Yankee guests a quarter-mile head start before shooting

Quipper said...

And I heard she likes watching football and golf, too.