Previous contest winnerWINNERS:
DannyG: The wedding planner hadn't taken into account Southren traditions when she scheduled a release of doves during season.
Mark Winter: Texas wedding custom: give all Yankee guests a quarter-mile head start before shooting
Tom Ream: Had Pastor Bob known how strong the "objections to this marriage" were, he'd have never ask in the first place.
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Texas: Home of the worlds largest shotgun wedding.
Annie Oakley proved once and for all that you CAN get a man with a gun!
NO, NO! Not birdshot! BirdSEED you idiots!
Pastor X, We ARE going to create our own vows. And we have the "influence" to back it up.
no wonder the flower girl was reluctant to come down the aisle
Had Pastor Bob known how strong the "objections to this marriage" were, he'd have never ask in the first place.
Never make a pass at the bride at a shotgun wedding
As Bill ran down the aisle, he knew he should have told Sue he couldn't go through with the wedding before the rest of the Remington family showed up.
Texas wedding custom: give all Yankee guests a quarter-mile head start before shooting
And I heard she likes watching football and golf, too.
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