Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner

WINNERS:

Jeff the Baptist: Santa has started giving the especially naughty children depleted uranium for Christmas.

Quipper: Santa knows where everyone lives, even terrorists. What took the U.S. military so long to figure THAT out?

10 comments:

Jeff the Baptist said...

Santa has started giving the especially naughty children depleted uranium for Christmas.

Lance said...

Who's naughty now?

CBrulee said...

"Take that, you reindeer-strafing pigeons!"

Jody said...

I guess we know who IS naughty now!

Allan R. Bevere said...

What happens to naughty children after Santa runs out of coal.

Quipper said...

Santa knows where everyone lives, even terrorists. What took the U.S. military so long to figure THAT out?

Scotte Hodel said...

"Then they asked me, 'But Santa, what about kids who don't go to church' and I realized I had to change something ..."

John B said...

The ongoing battle between cultural icons escalates after the North Pole is egged, so Santa sets out to extract his revenge on the Easter Bunny.

DannyG said...

Package for Mr Osama, package for Mr Osama!

Mark Winter said...

After City Hall banned Santa because of his religious origins, Kris and his North Pole Squadron sprang into action