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Jeff the Baptist: Santa has started giving the especially naughty children depleted uranium for Christmas.
Quipper: Santa knows where everyone lives, even terrorists. What took the U.S. military so long to figure THAT out?
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Santa has started giving the especially naughty children depleted uranium for Christmas.
"Take that, you reindeer-strafing pigeons!"
I guess we know who IS naughty now!
What happens to naughty children after Santa runs out of coal.
Santa knows where everyone lives, even terrorists. What took the U.S. military so long to figure THAT out?
"Then they asked me, 'But Santa, what about kids who don't go to church' and I realized I had to change something ..."
The ongoing battle between cultural icons escalates after the North Pole is egged, so Santa sets out to extract his revenge on the Easter Bunny.
After City Hall banned Santa because of his religious origins, Kris and his North Pole Squadron sprang into action
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