Thursday, September 20, 2007

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner

WINNER:

Mark Winter: Those who were hoping to avoid a circus at General Conference were gravely disappointed

Tom Ream: Though the results are often visibly evident, it was decided that the time had come to test for performance enhancing drugs among professional cheerleaders.

10 comments:

jim said...

Jim tells the crowd, "John's sandwich was this big!"

Allan R. Bevere said...

Richard Simmon's brother feels it's his turn to have the spotlight.

Oloryn said...

Making the feminists regret the whole movement, step 1.

john meunier said...

The next morning, the athletics director ordered steroids testing for all cheerleaders.

gavin richardson said...

thank God for bloomers!

Anonymous said...

Art Ruch leading the cheers as the 12th man at a MTSU football game, no?

Irreverently yours,
Joseph

tom ream said...

Though the results are often visibly evident, it was decided that the time had come to test for performance enhancing drugs among professional cheerleaders.

Tom Jackson said...

After the collapse of the Soviet Union, some of the women from the Eastern Bloc gymnastic teams found second careers in the stands.

Mark Winter said...

Those who were hoping to avoid a circus at General Conference were gravely disappointed

Jeff the Baptist said...

Good Lord, they really took a new direction with the Price is Right after Bob Barker left didn't they?