Friday, November 30, 2007

Methodist Pick-Up Lines


  • Baby, you make me feel strangely warmed.

  • I second and refer your motion to the subcommittee of my heart.

  • You send a charge through my conference.

  • And Can It Be that you're single?

  • That Book of Resolutions looks heavy. May I carry it for you?

  • You're the best-looking dish at this potluck.

  • When I look into your eyes, I sense that we are in Full Connection.
Add your own in the comments.

13 comments:

Andy B. said...

Is it just me, or have you attained perfection?

Rev. J said...

Do you want to find out why we were almost called enthusiasts?

greg. said...

hey, you wanna itinerate outta here?

Mark Winter said...

Hey, honey, you just met the man who's gonna put some experience in your Wesleyan Quadrilateral

revjfletcher said...

Your discipline or mine?

lol@mark winter & andy b

Someone's got to do something with UMM and Igniting Ministry.

John said...

Oooh, I like the way your year-end reports are filled out.

So I hear that you're seriously into UMM.

John said...

That dress really shows off your apportionments.

revjfletcher said...

Hear that? That's the sound of prevenient grace bringing us together.

The Ironic Catholic said...

(just laughing)

RERC said...

I've got an open heart, an open door and an open mind, baby.

DannyG said...

Your name must be Grace, because you're: A. Irresistable
or B. Amazin'

John said...

Your name must be Grace, because you're: A. Irresistable

Calvinist!

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