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WINNER: Matt: It was a sad day at the convent when Sister Mary Clemens finally admitted that her overpowering snowball arm was indeed aided by performance-enhancing drugs.
Wednesday, January 09, 2008
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"What do we do about a girl like maria...."
(apologies to The Sound of Music)
You want a "Hail Mary"? I'll give you a "Hail Mary", right in the kisser!
Take this, Sister Mary Dogface!
Sister Mary Francis finally responds to the ongoing criticism that she throws like a girl.
It was a sad day at the convent when Sister Mary Clemens finally admitted that her overpowering snowball arm was indeed aided by performance-enhancing drugs.
Sister Act of War
In retrospect, it wasn't such a good idea to have competing orders located so close to each other.
Not a snowball's chance, sister!
look, you're not a van Trapp - you never have been, and you never will be. you can't clean, and you're tone deaf. so please, just STOP ... SINGING.
Filled with rage and seizing her opportunity, Sister Mary-Alice seized the yellow snow and let it fly while shouting, "That's for taunting me during my last vow of silence."
To give complete respect to R&H's "The Sound of Music", the actual lyric is... "How do you solve a problem like Maria?" Sorry dannyg but let's quote it correctly. smile
"I told you, I'm the bride of Christ, biotch!"
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