Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner

Via Bits & Pieces

WINNER: Matt: It was a sad day at the convent when Sister Mary Clemens finally admitted that her overpowering snowball arm was indeed aided by performance-enhancing drugs.

12 comments:

DannyG said...

"What do we do about a girl like maria...."
(apologies to The Sound of Music)

DannyG said...

You want a "Hail Mary"? I'll give you a "Hail Mary", right in the kisser!

Jeff the Baptist said...

Take this, Sister Mary Dogface!

Matt said...

Sister Mary Francis finally responds to the ongoing criticism that she throws like a girl.

Matt said...

It was a sad day at the convent when Sister Mary Clemens finally admitted that her overpowering snowball arm was indeed aided by performance-enhancing drugs.

Mark Winter said...

Sister Act of War

Scotte Hodel said...

In retrospect, it wasn't such a good idea to have competing orders located so close to each other.

Mark said...

Not a snowball's chance, sister!

psychodougie said...

look, you're not a van Trapp - you never have been, and you never will be. you can't clean, and you're tone deaf. so please, just STOP ... SINGING.

Worship Leader Ron said...

Filled with rage and seizing her opportunity, Sister Mary-Alice seized the yellow snow and let it fly while shouting, "That's for taunting me during my last vow of silence."

Debbie Andrews said...

To give complete respect to R&H's "The Sound of Music", the actual lyric is... "How do you solve a problem like Maria?" Sorry dannyg but let's quote it correctly. smile

Jiffy Pop said...

"I told you, I'm the bride of Christ, biotch!"