Previous contest winnerWINNERS:
Scotte Hodel: "The force is strong in this one."
Ed Kross: Use the force . . . and some Glade
Brett Royal: You went in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
John Wilks: "... and I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
16 comments:
"The force is strong in this one."
The Death Star's janitor would regret his negligence in stocking the toilets
No need for a match when you have a light-sabre!
I sense a great disturbance in the force....
You have to be VERY careful with those solid unobtainium zippers...
I just can't match Scotte's ... I am still smiling :)
Use the force . . . and some Glade
Launch sequence complete!
There are too many good ones here. There is no way I can add to them.
Ewww...after that one I know what Luke's mom felt like!
"Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of my constipation, it will soon see the end of the Rebellion."
You went in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
It's uncomfortable in there, but at least it's more comfortable than the Hawaii Chair.
"... and I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"
John Wilks wins, IMHO.
Dang, I wished I had thought of that line!
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