Friday, February 08, 2008

Caption Contest

Previous contest winner

WINNERS:

Scotte Hodel: "The force is strong in this one."

Ed Kross: Use the force . . . and some Glade

Brett Royal: You went in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

John Wilks: "... and I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

16 comments:

Scotte Hodel said...

"The force is strong in this one."

Mark said...

The Death Star's janitor would regret his negligence in stocking the toilets

DannyG said...

No need for a match when you have a light-sabre!

Matt Akins said...

I sense a great disturbance in the force....

Anonymous said...

You have to be VERY careful with those solid unobtainium zippers...

kc bob said...

I just can't match Scotte's ... I am still smiling :)

Ed Kross said...

Use the force . . . and some Glade

Anonymous said...

Launch sequence complete!

Allan R. Bevere said...

There are too many good ones here. There is no way I can add to them.

revjimparsons said...

Ewww...after that one I know what Luke's mom felt like!

Anonymous said...

"Today will be a day long remembered. It has seen the end of my constipation, it will soon see the end of the Rebellion."

Anonymous said...

You went in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

Anonymous said...

It's uncomfortable in there, but at least it's more comfortable than the Hawaii Chair.

John said...

"... and I thought they smelled bad on the outside!"

Mark said...

John Wilks wins, IMHO.

Dang, I wished I had thought of that line!

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