- Liturgical poledancing
- Communion buffet
- Gym rope-climb to Heaven
- Grand Theft Auto III: Jerusalem Stories
- Blessing of the Sharks service
- Rant stations
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Thursday, February 14, 2008
Worst Worship Innovations
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Sometimes I wish I was DoC or Baptist purely so we could play "Will It Float" in the baptismal, but alas...
Chubby Bunny
fancy dress church (tho we actually did this once during a series on Judges!)
Communion Buffet has some theolgoical merit...don't push that one aside...I mean should grace truly be all you can eat!
My suggestion... Spounge Toss Baptism.
French Kiss of Peace
Plucking out eyes
Oil wrestling the angel of God
The baptismal super soaker for kids!
Check out the ironic catholic's post. It has that wonderful combination of funny/sadness that makes the church should make christians laugh at themselves.
Huh, that first one goes a long way towards explaining the ordination of women.
Just kidding! Not in the face, not in the face!
Hot ashes for Ash Wednesday.
A new mode of baptism: dry cleaning.
Coming of age walking on votive candles ritual.
In lieu of homily, how about a liturgical vestment spring fashion show complete with catwalk.
Exchange of the peas.
Ok, don't make fun of my Bapto-Matic. Really. I find it really useful on occasion.
Speed Lent (based on Speed Dating.)
Combining Ash Wednesday, Lent, Palm Sunday, Holy Week and Easter, all in one hour.
You could get ... Hot Cross Bunnies.
Votive Roman Candles
Three judges rating the service from the sidelines, one of whom delights in making insulting comments.
These are jokes only in the sense that they are real and make The Episcopal Church (tm) a laughing stock:
Clown Liturgy.
Stations of the Millennium Development Goals.
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