Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Caption Contest

Picture via Keith McIlwain

Previous contest winner

WINNERS:

DannyG: Yeh, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Death I shall have no fear...

Jeff the Baptist: Grab some sky, Satan! Now Dance!

John Meunier: That night the apostles found they had no trouble staying awake as Jesus prayed in the garden.

21 comments:

psychodougie said...

"I give them eternal life, and they will never perish, and no one - and i mean no one - will snatch them out of my smokin' hand."

Mark Winter said...

Kenneth Wyatt's newest work, Circuit Ridin' Redeemer

Earl said...

Cool!

cometothewaters said...

That night the apostles found they had no trouble staying awake as Jesus prayed in the garden.

~c. said...

"The Prince of Piece"

Eric Helms said...

The Judgement of Christ--Consider the birds of the air. They fly around without a care, every need taken care of until one day out of nowhere they instantly die, for my shot is accurate. So then how much more will you as you life your life without a care in the world be struck down. For my trigger finger is steady and my aim is sure...

John Wilks said...

"Praise the LORD and pass the ammunition!"



(Sorry for that- but we all knew someone had to do it.)

Eric Helms said...

The Piece of Christ be with you. And also with you...

Marie N. said...

Jesus won't take the wheel, He's riding shotgun.

Tom Jackson said...

In a stunning coup for the American arms industry, Jesus abandons his Israeli Uzi and Galil for a lever-action Winchester.

Chris said...

"They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold, resurrected hands."

Todd said...

Do you remember what I did to the fig tree?

John of the Dead said...

WWJPACI?

Who Would Jesus Pop A Cap In?

Jeff the Baptist said...

And Redneck Jesus sat upon the beast he had slain and said:

"Behold the Henry rifle, my brethren! An arm you can load on Sunday and smite the Lord's enemies with all week!"

Brett said...

Jesus comes back as the Conquering King, but just like in His first appearance, not as expected.

DannyG said...

"Peter, put away thy sword..."

DannyG said...

Yeh, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Death I shall have no fear...

Jeff the Baptist said...

Grab some sky, Satan! Now Dance!

Rev. J said...

all these are great and I can't come up with anything funnier than "piece of Christ be with you." The sad thing is though, I think this picture is hung up in one of my church's Sunday School rooms!

the reverend mommy said...

Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!

Kansas Bob said...

Yes, it was a gift from Moses ... or was it that actor who played Moses?