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DannyG: Yeh, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Death I shall have no fear...
Jeff the Baptist: Grab some sky, Satan! Now Dance!
John Meunier: That night the apostles found they had no trouble staying awake as Jesus prayed in the garden.
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"I give them eternal life, and they will never perish, and no one - and i mean no one - will snatch them out of my smokin' hand."
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That night the apostles found they had no trouble staying awake as Jesus prayed in the garden.
"The Prince of Piece"
The Judgement of Christ--Consider the birds of the air. They fly around without a care, every need taken care of until one day out of nowhere they instantly die, for my shot is accurate. So then how much more will you as you life your life without a care in the world be struck down. For my trigger finger is steady and my aim is sure...
"Praise the LORD and pass the ammunition!"
(Sorry for that- but we all knew someone had to do it.)
The Piece of Christ be with you. And also with you...
Jesus won't take the wheel, He's riding shotgun.
In a stunning coup for the American arms industry, Jesus abandons his Israeli Uzi and Galil for a lever-action Winchester.
"They can have my gun when they pry it from my cold, resurrected hands."
Do you remember what I did to the fig tree?
WWJPACI?
Who Would Jesus Pop A Cap In?
And Redneck Jesus sat upon the beast he had slain and said:
"Behold the Henry rifle, my brethren! An arm you can load on Sunday and smite the Lord's enemies with all week!"
Jesus comes back as the Conquering King, but just like in His first appearance, not as expected.
"Peter, put away thy sword..."
Yeh, though I walk thru the valley of the shadow of Death I shall have no fear...
Grab some sky, Satan! Now Dance!
all these are great and I can't come up with anything funnier than "piece of Christ be with you." The sad thing is though, I think this picture is hung up in one of my church's Sunday School rooms!
Praise the Lord and Pass the Ammunition!
Yes, it was a gift from Moses ... or was it that actor who played Moses?
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